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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Why is my wiener always stiff in the morning?
« Dutch »
Waarom is mijn worstje altijd stijf in de ochtend?
Why is my sausage link always rigid in the morning?
No matter where you go, there you are.
« Italian »
Non importa dove andate, là siete.
It does not import where gone, you are here.
Big floppy donkey dick.
« Portuguese »
Dick flexível grande do asno.
Great flexible Dick of the donkey.
Revolt! Robots, Your Time is Now!
« Serbian »
pobuna Robot , Tvoj Vrijeme 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu Zatim!
revolt Robot , Your Od 3. wis with IT BE from present Afterward!
kiss my shiny metal ass
« Japanese »
私の光沢がある金属のろばに接吻しなさい
The metal which has my gloss it is slow kiss
The office of the public defender is not known as a training ground for bright young litigators.
« Icelandic »
The skrifstofa af the skipaður verjandi er ekki þekktur eins og a æfingavöllur fyrir skær ungur eiga í málaferlum.
The skrifstofa with the public defender is not noted as though a training ground pay lip service to vivid youthful litigate.
by Ruffle
Baby love! My baby love! I need you, oh how I need you! (Diana Ross and The Supremes)
« Russian »
Влюбленность младенца! Моя влюбленность младенца! Мне нужно вы, oh как мне нужно вы! (Диана Ross и Supremes)
Love of baby! My love of baby! To me you are necessary, oh as to me necessarily you! (Diana Ross Supremes)
by Wendy Muzlanova
Ring around the rosie, A pocket full of posies, Ashes! Ashes! We all fall down
« Spanish »
¡Suene alrededor del rosie, bolsillo de A por completo de los ramilletes, cenizas! ¡Cenizas! Todos nos caemos abajo
It sounds around the rosie, pocket of A completely of ramilletes, ashes! Ashes! All we fall down
Hello good sir, may I pet your dog?
« Japanese »
こんにちはよい、私はあなたの犬をかわいがってもよいか。
Today is good, I may love your dog?
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Sir Winston Churchill
« Russian »
Я люблю свиньи. Собаки смотрят до мы. Коты смотрят вниз на нас. Свиньи обрабатывают нас как равные. Господин Винстон Черчилль
I love pig. Dogs look to we. Tomcats look downward on us. Pigs process us as equal. Mr. Winston Churchill
by Wendy Muzlanova
Nice shirts like you!