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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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What the fuck?
« Korean »
무엇 성교?
What sexual intercourse?
by Streetrunner
I used to make really scrumptious pancakes back in the day. Blueberries and strawberries and chocolate chips... They were really tasty!
« Slovenian »
sem rabil uganjati pošteno slasten praženec prislon podnevi. borovnica ter strawberries ter čokolada odkrušek. so bili pošteno okusen!
I used to practice thoroughly toothsome pancake back in the daytime. wineberry and strawberries and chocolate fraction. they were thoroughly toothsome!
There are six levels of fatness: Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, Damn, and Oh, Hell No!
« Korean »
비만의 6개 수준이 있다: , 그리고 오오 크고, 건강하고, 거칠고, 푹신하고, 지독한, 나락 아니오!
There are 6 levels of obesity: And come to be big, was healthy, was rough, thoroughly the liege man, severe, hell no!
by thathquatch
I do not need to do drugs.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不需要做药物。
I do not need to make the medicine.
by Ruffle
I sent you a text message with that info
« Latin »
EGO sent vos a text nuntius per ut info
I sent you a woven fabric messenger very when to dig in
Get off of me!
« Chinese (simplified) »
出发我!
Embarks I!
Pikachu uses lightning! It's super effective! Wild Abra feinted.
« Japanese »
Pikachuは電光を使用する! It' sの極度の有効! 野生のAbraはfeinted。
Pikachu uses the electric light! It' The extreme validity of s! As for Abra of wildness feinted.
I woke up this morning with a massive hangover.
« German »
Ich wachte heute morgen mit einem massiven Kater auf.
I woke up this morning with a substantial tomcat.
Why does it always rain on an otherwise perfect day?
« Portuguese »
Por que chove sempre em um dia de outra maneira perfeito?
Why it rains always in one day in another perfect way?
Every time I eat peanut butter I see the ghosts of my dead pets.
« Japanese »
私がピーナッツバターを私食べる度に私の死んだペットの幻影を見なさい。
I look at the illusion of the pet where I die in the degree which the peanut butter me is eaten.
Nice shirts like you!