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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
« Welsh »
He is being ' heartburn three shadows with people in this world : that I go do things I befall , that I go watch things I befall I go that I go I wonder thing befallen.
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If you spit a a police officer you might get gunned down brutally!
« Japanese »
If the officer is spat, being shot cruelly, perhaps it can,!
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Some thing in life are bad, they can really make you sad. Other things just make you swear and curse.When you're chewing on life's gristle dont grumble, give a whistle and that will help things turn out for the best. and. Always look on the bright side of life.
« Welsh »
Sex thing in life he is being ' heartburn evil , they are being able ' heartburn substantial do ' dogs ' heartburn sad. Other things just do you swear I go I curse When ' dogs stud gnawing astride life sound settle dont I wrangle , I present whistle I go I go I will I confirm things quench because ' group I win. and. Daily look astride ' group ' heartburn radiant I side ' heartburn of life.
by Matt
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Would you mind if I fondled your genitals?
« Korean »
It goes out and it treats with love it spreads out and and it avoids your genitals and theyn the place?
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I can see that I'm going blind
« Icelandic »
I be able to see ;l) Alluvial with I am snuggle up to go unquestioning
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182
Shut the fuck up !
« German »
Close the Bumsen!
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Dear Santa, Please send me a Barbie doll, a Barbie house, my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrummy chocolate.
« Slovenian »
srčkan Santa , prosim spodbuda mi a zazobek puža , a zazobek parlament , svoj neznaten bodalo ter veliko od yummy izbirčen čokolada.
dear Santa , you're welcome whetstone we however barb doll , however barb parliament , your unimpressive whinyard and to the last degree with yummy squeamish chocolate.
by Rachel Benn
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will u touch my testicles?
« Japanese »
It touches u my testicles?
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182
Are your parents rich?
« Welsh »
Ydy 'ch rhieni 'n abl?
He is being ' dogs parents ' heartburn able?
by Rachel Benn
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I am a bad ass mother fucker
« Japanese »
I am mother fucker of the bad donkey
by Unga
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