It is very cold outside. It is very cold inside. It is warm in the oven.
Det er en meget kulden ytterside. Det er en meget kulden innenfor. Det er en hjertelig inne stekeovnen.
It is a a lot of cold outside. It is a a lot of cold inside. It is a cordial in the oven.
by omnideuce
my name is henri.
i am a black cat
i live a life of luxury
my caretakers love me
but i am empty
my filtered water tastes impure
i rarely purr
my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy
it's all the same
i am free
i am imprisoned
my thumbs are not opposable
yet i oppose everything
i make new friends but i seldom keep them
it seems i was made to suffer
and why not?
aren't we all?
the monkey mocks me with every flip
i am lost
everywhere i am scorned
i am like a pendulum that does not swing
if my tail wags it is a reflex action
nothing more
i am haunted
i am henri
mon nom est Henri.
je suis un chat noir
je vis une vie de luxe
mes gardiens m'aiment
mais je suis vide
mon eau filtrée goûte impure
je ronronne rarement
mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes
je suis libre
je suis emprisonné
mes pouces ne sont pas opposables
pourtant je m'oppose à tout
je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement
il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir
et pourquoi pas ?
aren' ; t nous tous ?
le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude
je suis perdu
je suis dédaigné partout
je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas
si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe
rien plus
je suis hanté
je suis Henri
my name is Henri.
I am a black cat
I live a life of luxury
my guards m' like
but I am empty
my filtered water tastes impure
I seldom hum
my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free
I am imprisoned
my inches are not opposable
however I m' oppose to all
I make new friends but I seldom keep them
it seems that j' was incited to suffer
and why not?
aren' T us all?
the monkey scoffs me with each flick
I am lost
I am scorned everywhere
I am as a pendulum which does not balance
if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex
nothing more
I am haunted
I am Henri
by Henri meaow
You wanna get it on?
それを得たいと思うか。
That profit you want?
by Henry
Do you have any chocolate covered flamingoes?
Činit tebe mít jakýkoliv čokoláda deska plameňák?
Amount you hold whatsoever chocolate slab flamingo?
You know what? You are just a silly pumpkin that is always eating my soda. You can go suck my non-existent penis!
Conoscete che cosa? Siete appena una zucca sciocca che sta mangiando sempre la mia soda. Potete andare succhiate il mio pene inesistente!
You know what? You are hardly a zucca foolish that is always eating my hard one. You can go sucked nonexistent mine pains!
by Your Mother
Pudding is a wonderful source of calcium!
Búðingur er a dásamlegur uppspretta af kalsíum!
Pudding is a wonderful wellspring with calcium!
by Pirka
The grass is greener but just as hard to mow
gramen est viridis tamen iustus ut ferreus ut tondeo
grass is green nothwithstanding just when made of iron when shave
Mad as Rabbits
'n amwyll fel Chwningod
' heartburn madness like Rabbits
situation normal all fucked up
所有性交的情况法线
All sexual intercourse's situation normal
If you were falling, then I would catch you. You need a light, I'll find a match.
Если вы падали, то я уловил бы вас. Вам нужен свет, I' ll находит спичка.
If you fell, then I would grasp you. To you are necessary light, I' ll finds match.
