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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I have 999 Master Balls.
« Korean »
나는 999의 주된 공이 있다.
I is two 999 is principal.
by Nyktos
It is very cold outside. It is very cold inside. It is warm in the oven.
« Norwegian »
Det er en meget kulden ytterside. Det er en meget kulden innenfor. Det er en hjertelig inne stekeovnen.
It is a a lot of cold outside. It is a a lot of cold inside. It is a cordial in the oven.
by omnideuce
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
Its kinda boring here.
« Korean »
그것의 얼마쯤 무료한 여기에서.
How much of it from here which is tadious.
You know what? You are just a silly pumpkin that is always eating my soda. You can go suck my non-existent penis!
« Italian »
Conoscete che cosa? Siete appena una zucca sciocca che sta mangiando sempre la mia soda. Potete andare succhiate il mio pene inesistente!
You know what? You are hardly a zucca foolish that is always eating my hard one. You can go sucked nonexistent mine pains!
by Your Mother
Really lost in translation
« Latin »
Vere lost in reddo
Truly lost upon to repeat
exploding cat farts spew out random blimps
« Slovenian »
v zrak spustiti urha klicati pezdec izbruhati jasno vihravost majhen zrakoplov
explode cat fart vomit up with telling effect whifflery blimp
by Joshua Downes
Pudding is a wonderful source of calcium!
« Icelandic »
Búðingur er a dásamlegur uppspretta af kalsíum!
Pudding is a wonderful wellspring with calcium!
by Pirka
justin bieber is pretty fly for a white guy
« Japanese »
ジャスティンのbieberは白人の人のためのきれいなはえである
Bieber of the JAS tin is the cleanly growing for the person of the white
did you ever notice that half of all that is said here is perverted?
« Korean »
당신은 이제까지 곡필되는 여기서 말하는 모두의 그 반을 주의했는가?
You said and from here which is perverted until now all that anti-you paid attention?
Nice shirts like you!