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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I enjoy swimming. What is your favorite stroke?
« German »
Ich genieße zu schwimmen. Was ist Ihr Lieblingsanschlag?
I enjoy swimming. What is your favourite attack?
I am tired of this fucking shit, woman. Just make me a fucking sandwich before I stick it down your throat.
« Icelandic »
ÉG er þreyttur af this bölvaður skítur , kona. Réttlátur gera mig a bölvaður samloka áður ÉG stafur það dúnn þinn háls.
I is weary with this cursed shit , woman. Righteous do myself a cursed sandwich theretofore I stick there fuzz thy cervix.
Would you like to go home with me and make sweet sweet love?
« Portuguese »
Você gosta de ir para casa comigo e de fazer o amor doce doce?
You like to go for house with me and to make the love candy candy?
I AM A VIKING I AM HERE TO PILLAGE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN
« Icelandic »
ÉG ER A VÍKINGUR ÉG ER HÉR TIL RÁNSKAPUR ÞINN WOMEN OG BARN
I IS A VIKING I IS HERE TO PILLAGE THY WOMEN AND BARN
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death.
« Chinese (traditional) »
明天和明天和明天,每天漸增音量這狹窄步幅,對記錄的時間最后音節; 並且所有我們的昨天點燃了傻瓜方式對多灰塵的死亡。
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, will gradually increase volume this narrow stride width every day, to record time final syllable; And possessed our yesterday to light the fool way to the multi-dust death.
You are really handsome. And I'm not funny.
« Croatian »
Ti si stvarno zgodan. I I'm ne smiješan.
You are a you really well. PLUS I'm does not waggish.
here we are now, entertain us, here we are now, its contagious
« Japanese »
私達は、心に抱く私達を、私達今ここにある、伝染性今ここにある
As for us, us who are held in heart, our now there is here, contagion characteristic now there is here
by thetoad
i am bored.
« Japanese »
私はうんざりする。
I will be boring.
I feel like i want To eat. are you hungry?
« Swedish »
JAG ha lyst till jag vilja till äta. er du hungrig?
SELF care to self want to eats. are you hungry?
by Emily
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
« Icelandic »
Gefa a maður a fiskur , þú fæða hann fyrir a dagur.
Give a man a fishy , you give birth to he pay lip service to a day.
Nice shirts like you!