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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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To make egg roll, push it.
« Chinese (simplified) »
要做春卷,推挤它。
Must make the spring roll, pushes it.
I want to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
« Japanese »
私は女性との性交を有したいと思う。
I think that we would like to possess the sexual intercourse of the woman.
I'm thirty-five years old, divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!
« Japanese »
I' mは川によってバンに離婚する35歳および私住んでいる!
I' m has lived 35 years old which divorce into the van depending upon the river and me!
I take you to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.
« Korean »
나는 나의 남편이고기 위하여, 이제부터, 좋건 나쁘건 가지고 있고기 위하여 그리고, 더 부유한을 위해, 더 가난한을 위해, 건강할때나 아플때나, 사랑에 붙들고 품기 위하여 당신을 가지고 간다; 이제부터 죽음까지 저희를 부분 하십시오.
I hang and in order me the husband the meat, from now, [coh] or the [ppu] i hang and i am having and in order and, more floated respects, was poorer i respect and, when being healthy, when being sick, in love to catch, you and in order to cherish i have i go; From now until dead us part do.
They see me rollin, they hatin, patrolin trying to catch me riding dirty
« Greek »
Μου βλέπουν το rollin, αυτοί hatin, patrolin που προσπαθεί να με πιάσουν οδήγηση βρώμικη
My see rollin, those hatin, patrolin that try me they touch control dirty
Feeling lucky, punk?
« Japanese »
幸運にのパンク感じるか。
You feel the flat tire fortunately?
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
« Japanese »
ジャックは賢い、ジャック速い。
The jack is wise, the jack it is fast.
Bond. James Bond.
« Danish »
lænker James Lænker.
bond Why Bond.
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You cut me open and I keep bleeding, I keep keep bleeding love
« Japanese »
開いている私を切り、私は私保つたくわえの出血愛を出血し続ける
I whom you open am cut, I continue to bleed me bleeding love of the storing which is maintained
Shake your groove thing!
« Japanese »
あなたの溝の事を揺すりなさい!
Shake the thing of your groove!
Nice shirts like you!