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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Go to hell!
« Japanese »
地獄行きだ!
It is the hell going!
You can suck my pathetic little dick.
« Danish »
Jer kunne amme mig patetisk kun lidt dick.
You could suckle me passionate little dick.
drink goat blood you fucking demon worshiper from hell
« Icelandic »
drykkur geit blóð þú bölvaður púki dýrkun frá helvíti
potion she-goat blood you cursed puck idolisation of inferno
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.
« Japanese »
可哀想に、悪いYorick! 私は彼を、Horatio知っていた: ほとんどの優秀な空想の無限冗談の仲間。 彼彼のの私に耐えられるhath背部千回。
Yorick which is bad to yes 哀 thought! I Horatio had known him: Companion of unlimited joke of most excellent fantasies. Thousand hath back sections which withstand that me of him.
beautiful women fuck their asses by apes.
« Korean »
원숭이에 의하여 그들의 당나귀가 아름다운 여자에 의하여 성교한다.
In compliance with the monkey in compliance with the woman where their donkey is beautiful has sexual intercourse.
I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like
« Japanese »
I think that we would like to ride in my bicycle, I me being the place where I like, think that we would like to ride in my motorcycle we would like to ride in my bicycle which you think that I would like to ride in that,
They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the roomba beat, When I play my maracas I go chik-chikaboom chik-chikaboom. Yes sir I'm Cuban Pete, I'm the craze of my native street! When I start to dance everything goes chik-chikaboom chik-chikaboom! So if you like the beat, Take a lesson from Cuban Pete And I teach you the chik-chikaboom chik-chikaboom chik-chikaboom!
« Slovenian »
oni oklic mi kubatura Pete , I'm kralj od soba utirati , èas jaz igra svoj marabu jaz teèi chik chikaboom chik chikaboom. o gospod I'm kubatura Pete , I'm norost od svoj rojsten ulica! èas jaz zaèetek plesati vse goes chik chikaboom chik chikaboom! tudi èe hoèeš utirati , zalotiti a pomirjevalen s kubatura Pete ter jaz uèiti vi chik chikaboom chik chikaboom chik chikaboom!
those summons we cubage Pete I'm throne with room beat , while yours truly sport your marabou yours truly trickle chik chikaboom chik chikaboom. yes sir! I'm cubage Pete I'm unreason with your natively street! while yours truly top tripudate world goes chik chikaboom chik chikaboom! even though you want to beat , trap however sooth with cubage Pete and yours truly to teach you chik chikaboom chik chikaboom chik chikaboom!
by AD2353
I want to be on you
« Chinese (traditional) »
我想要是在您
I thought that if in you
does your wife like photography? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more!
« Korean »
당신의 아내는 사진술을 좋아하는가? 윙크, 윙크, 팔꿈치로 슬쩍 찌르기, 팔꿈치로 슬쩍 찌르기. 더 이상을 말하십시오!
Does your wife like photography? Wink and wink, stabing by stealth with the elbow, stabing by stealth with the elbow. Any more say!
Please have a drink with me. I understand that you're a real estate agent.
« Italian »
Abbiami prego una bevanda con. Capisco che you' con riferimento ad un agente immobiliare.
It has to me I pray a drink with I understand that you' with reference to a real estate agent.
Nice shirts like you!