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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I nailed your toy car to the bottom of the bed so it wouldn't roll away and make someone fall.
« Japanese »
私はベッドの底にあなたのおもちゃ車を釘付けした従って転がらなかったし、誰かに落下をしない。
I your toy car nailed on the bottom of the bed and therefore it did not roll and, do not fall in someone.
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109
Sex is great. I like having sexual intercourse with lots and lots of people, but I am at risk of catching a sexually transmitted disease.
« Korean »
성은 중대하다. 나는 사람들의 제비 그리고 제비와 가진 성교가 있고 싶다, 그러나 나는 성병을 붙잡기의 위험한 상태에 이다.
Royal favor is serious. I with the swallow and the swallow of the people are sexual intercourse which has and, is a condition which but seizing the venereal disease, is dangerous.
:)
109
I like big butts.
« Filipino »
ako maibigan malaki kulata.
me like ample butt.
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109
Can I screw your girlfriend?
« Welsh »
I am being able he may twist ' dogs I loved?
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109
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country
« Latin »
Scisco non quis vestri terra can operor vobis , scisco quis vos can operor pro vestri terra
Investigate not anyone your earth can to work you , investigate anyone you can to work for your earth
by Eli
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109
I need to go grocery shopping for bread, since I want a sandwitch.
« Icelandic »
ÉG þörf til fara matvöruverslun innkaup fyrir brauð , síðan ÉG vilja a samloka.
I want to go grocery shopping pay lip service to loaf , then I wish a sandwich.
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109
hookers and blow
« Japanese »
売春婦および打撃
Prostitute and shock
by fedora
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109
do or do not, there is no try
« Italian »
make or not, here be test
by Tiara
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109
Live is crap. My boyfriend is absurd and ghastly.
« Welsh »
Buchedda ydy crap. 'm boyfriend ydy 'n afresymol a ghastly.
I live he is being hold. ' ores boyfriend he is being ' heartburn unreasonable I go ghastly.
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109
My name is Harlan. What's yours?
« Serbian »
Moj ugled 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu Harlan. Šta vaš?
My credit 3. wis with IT BE from present Harlequin. Tugovati yours?
by Harlan
Nice shirts like you!