Santa Claus
Djed Mraz
Grandpapa Bleakness
by betaiotamu
My head hurts like a duck that has a cactus up its arse
« Japanese »
My head is hurt like the duck which eats the cactus on the anus
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Minn nafn er Inigo Myndblöndun , þú óvirkur minn faðir , undirbúa til deyja.
My name is Inigo Montage , you inactive my sire , set up to die.
How many people were watching me fish this site?
« Japanese »
It is no people 々 and does the fish this place see me?
If your right leg is Thanks Giving and your left leg is Christmas, can I meet you between the holidays?
« Latin »
If you wish your cry cruris is Thanks Giving and your left cruris is Christ can I fit you among holidays?
I fucked her yesterday
« Russian »
4 fucked it yesterday
Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to
Hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I will chop off your behind!
Chybit Lucy mnìl jsem jeden parník , èlen urèitý parník mnìl jsem jeden rolnièka. Chybit Lucy šel až k nebe a èlen urèitý parník šel až k Halo!nazdar! operatér , být pøíjemný darovat mne èíslo devìt , a -li tebe odlouèit mne JÁ vùle useknout tvùj dozadu!
Mistake Lucy had a steamer , the steamer had a jingle. Mistake Lucy went to sky plus the steamer went to Hello! hallo operator , please provide me number nine , plus li you sever me SELF wills chop off yours behind!
En un lugar de La Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, no ha mucho tiempo vivía un hidalgo de los de lanza en astillero, adarga antigua, rocín flaco y galgo corredor.
그의 이름의 나가 저에게 결정하고 싶지 않고, 거기 장시간이 귀족 산 조선소, 달리는 오래된 방패, 여위는 rocín 및 galgo에 있는 창의 그들에 아닌 La Mancha의 장소에서는.
Su nombre sale y decidirá en mí y, ese lugar que el tiempo largo funciona y la nobleza compra el astillero, el protector, de los lugares de Mancha del La que no son originales ellos que está al rocín y al galgo adonde consigue delgadamente.
Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to
Hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I will chop off your behind!
Føle savnet af Lucy fik en steamboat , den steamboat fik en klokke. Føle savnet af Lucy blev hen til himmel og den steamboat blev hen til Hallo maskinarbejder , behage indrømme mig antal ni , og selv om jer afbryde mig Ja hugge ned af jeres hale!
Miss Lucy getting a steamboat , the steamboat getting a bell. Miss Lucy went to sky and the steamboat went to Hello operator , please admit me number nine , and even though you abort me Certainly nick down from yours fanny!
I want to fuck you and have deep lustful sex with you. And then I want to watch it and have sex again with you while it plays.
私は性交し、あなたが付いている深く貪欲な性を持ちたいと思う。 そして私は遊ぶ間、それを再度見、あなたが付いている性を持ちたいと思う。
I have sexual intercourse, you have been attached, we would like to have avaricious characteristic deeply. And I while playing, look at that for the second time, would like to have the characteristic where you have been attached.
