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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I wear adult diapers because my bowels are unpredictable.
« Korean »
나는 나의 창자가 예측할 수 없기 때문에 성숙한 기저귀를 착용한다.
I wear the diaper which matures because not being my intestines will not be able to predict.
The shit's gonna hit the fan
« Welsh »
'r cacha s gonna daro 'r chwytha
' group I shit sound gonna strike ' group I blow
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
« Italian »
Esso sesso prematrimoniale del `t di isn se non fate sposare intenzione di ottenere.
It pre-nuptial sex of the `t of isn if fairies not to marry intention to obtain.
Can you do my homework for me?
« Icelandic »
Geta þú gera minn heimavinna fyrir mig?
Be able to you do my health pay lip service to myself?
Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat some beans at every meal.
« Japanese »
あらゆる食事でよりよく感じたり、従ってある豆を食べるもっと鳴らせば鳴らせばもっと食べれば多くを、豆、豆、魔法のフルーツ。
You feel better with all meals and if therefore a certain bean is eaten sounds sounds more, if you eat more, many, the fruit of the bean, the bean and magic.
Would you care to eat my pussy?
« Bulgarian »
Уж ти грижа към ям my писана?
As if you care toward ям my writing table?
quel pasticcino lo mangerei con gli occhi!
« Czech »
až k aby JÁ chtěl bych hlodat ono kyselý jít s duchem času eyes!
a quell'AUTO prederebbe yon si inacidicono con gli occhi di età!
I believe that the language of the elves has some welsh in it.
« Welsh »
Choelia a 'r dafodiaith chan 'r choblynnod has rhyw Cymraeg ynddi.
I believe I go ' group speech with ' group sprites ace sex Welsh in.
Sir, there appears to be some cheese on this sandwich.
« Korean »
각하, 이 샌드위치에 약간 치즈가 인 것처럼 보인다.
Some cheese rises like the thing is visible in your excellency and this sandwich.
Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
« Japanese »
あなたの抵抗は私の陰茎だけを困難にする!
Your resistance makes just my penis difficult!
Nice shirts like you!