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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
free willy or willy will kick yours ass
« Japanese »
自由なウイリーかウイリーはあなたのをろば蹴る
Your the donkey you kick free [uiri] or [uiri
Love is never having to say you're sorry.
« Slovenian »
ljubezen je nobenkrat imetje èrhniti ti si zaskrbljen.
preference there is never property to utter you yourself worried.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
« Italian »
Esso sesso prematrimoniale del `t di isn se non fate sposare intenzione di ottenere.
It pre-nuptial sex of the `t of isn if fairies not to marry intention to obtain.
She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where evrything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry
« Chinese (traditional) »
She' s得到了以我所見提醒我童年記憶的微笑 那里evrything 是一样新鮮的象明亮的蓝天 偶爾,當我看見她的面孔 她带走我到那個特別地方,並且,如果我太長期凝視 I' d大概劃分並且哭泣
She' s obtained saw by me reminds my childhood memory micro to smile there evrything is the equally fresh elephant bright blue sky occasionally, when I saw her face she to carry off me to that special place, and, if I stared at I' too for a long time; d divides probably and sobs
Drugs are for thugs
« Spanish »
Las drogas están para los gamberros
The drugs are for the gamberros
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
« Japanese »
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
I am so horny
« Italian »
Sono così corneo
They are thus corneous
You have an egg head!
« Japanese »
卵の頭部を有する!
It possesses the head of the egg!
Nyttig og nyttig, fru Blom, men sannelig min hatt skal jeg si at som underholdning holder denne siden vann! Man kan nærmest kalle den sjødyktig. Ja ja men, sann.
« English »
Profitable and profitable , mrs Cauliflower , but indeed mine had do be about I say that as entertainment keeping this afterwards lake! They able closest call by name it sjødyktig. All right, then but , veracious.
Lønnsomme og lønnsomme , fru Blomkål , bortsett fra virkelig min fikk skulle JEG si det idet underholdningen holder denne siden innsjø! De dugelig nærmest kalles ved navn den sjødyktig. I orden , så bortsett fra , sannferdig.
by Hagledesperado
At least I have chicken.
« Japanese »
少なくとも私に鶏がある。
At least there is a chicken in me.
by Archonus
Nice shirts like you!