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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I am cool and eat breakfast in the morning.
« Dutch »
Ik ben koel en eet ontbijt in de ochtend.
I am chilly and eat breakfast in the morning.
by MisterCoooool
i could NEVER EVER run vista my comp would divide by zero and create a wormhole of lameness that i'd never escape
« Czech »
já could NIKDY JAKKOLI běh průhled má comp chtěl bych dělit do bod mrazu a jmenovat jeden červotočina of bědování aby i'd nikdy divoce rostoucí rostlina
self inch NEVER SOMEHOW swift vista has comp would portion up zero plus nominate a wormhole of wail that i'd never escape
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
« Chinese (simplified) »
妇女需要象鱼需要的一个人自行车。
The woman needs to look like a person bicycle which the fish needs.
by Susanne
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum
« Japanese »
It' ろばを蹴り、bubblegumをかみ砕くsの時間およびI' ゴムからのmすべて
It' The time of s which kicks the donkey, crunches bubblegum and I' M from the rubber entirely
Colin Powell
« Turkish »
kulunç yeti
colic power
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
« Japanese »
私は緑の卵およびハムを好まない。 私はそれらを、サム私ある好まない。
I do not like the egg or the ham of green. As for me there is sum I, you do not like those.
would you like to go to dinner with me?
« Korean »
당신은 저와 가진 저녁식사에 가고 싶은가 하고자 했는가?
Do you with me want going under should have been boiled in the dinner which has?
There is never anything good on television.
« German »
Es gibt nie alles, das auf Fernsehen gut ist.
There is never everything, which is good on television.
do you want a beer?
« Spanish »
¿usted quiere una cerveza?
you want a beer?
i know about that shit in our house.
« German »
ich kenne in dieser Scheiße in unserem Haus aus.
I know in this shit in our house out.
Nice shirts like you!