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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The first foreign word Mr. Bandic ever learned was "kaj".
« Croatian »
najprije stran riječ Gospodin. Razbojnik ikada učen je kaj ".
first strange a word Mr. Bandit once literary had what ".
by memyself
you english dogs. i fart in your general direction
« French »
vous chiens anglais. je fart dans votre direction générale
you English dogs. I wax in your head office
when in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
« Danish »
hvor i løbet af human begivenheder sig bliver nødvendig nemlig sig folk hen til ophæve den politisk sporgruppe hvilke nyde sammenhængende sig hos en anden og hen til overtage imellem den beføjelser i den forbinde med jorden , den selvstændig og lig station hvorhen den Love i Art og i Art God berettige sig , en ordentlig henseende hen til den skøn i menneskene behøver at de burde tilkendegive den anledninger hvilke tilskynde sig hen til den adskillelse.
where in human events themselves proves requisite that is to say themselves they to abate the political band which receive consecutive themselves by another and to take on between the rights to the earth , the self-contained and alias station where the Rules to Breed and to Breed Good entitle themselves , a nice respect to the estimate to man requires that they ought intimate the reasons which incite themselves to the separation.
Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
« German »
Raum… die abschließende Grenze. Diese sind die Reisen des starship Unternehmens. Sein Fünfjahresauftrag: zu merkwürdige neue Welten erforschen, neues Leben und neue Zivilisationen aussuchen, um mutig zu gehen wohin kein Mann vorher gegangen ist.
Area… the concluding border. These are the journeys starship of the enterprise. Its five-yearly order: too strange new worlds investigate, new life and new civilizations select, over courageously to go where no man before went.
Would you fuck me?
« English »
Would you fuck me?
Você foder-me-ia?
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« Chinese (traditional) »
哎呀, i拉屎了我的褲子!
Oh, i has defecated my pants!
She is a super freak
« Japanese »
彼女は極度の変種である
She is the extreme variety
neva gonna give you up, neva gonna run around and desert you
« Korean »
당신, 돌아다니고 당신을 사막화하기 위하여 가는 neva를 포기하기 위하여 가는 neva
You, goes around and you in order to become desert in order to abandon neva in order to go goes neva
É trabalhando que se recebe.
« Chinese (simplified) »
它运作它被接受。
Opera-o para aceitar.
midgets prefear to be called little people. they are no to be laughed at. thy can, and wil punch you in the nuts.
« Japanese »
prefear小人呼ばれるため小人たちと。 彼らは嘲笑されるべきNOではない。 thy缶およびwilの穿孔器ナットの。
Because the prefear dwarf it is called, the small people. They are not NO which it should ridicule. thy can and the punch nut of wil.
Nice shirts like you!