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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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pau no cu do surdo
« English »
wood in cu of the deaf person
madeira no cu da pessoa surda
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
« Dutch »
Ik houd van grote uiteinden en ik kan liggen niet.
I love large ends and I can lie not.
by Meekish
I can not hear you because I am too high
« Croatian »
Ja mogu ne čuti te jer Ja sam previsoko
I can does not listen with both ears these because I am a too high
by Doggma
Tickle me Elmo
« Japanese »
私をElmoくすぐりなさい
The Elmo [ku] the [ri] do me immediately
tom has a hot ass.
« Japanese »
トムに熱いろばがある。
There is a hot donkey in [tomu].
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former.
« Japanese »
2つの事は無限である: 宇宙および人間の愚かさ; そして私は前について確実ではない。
Two things are unlimited: Foolishness of outer space and human; And I am not secure concerning before.
while my brother was sleeping the cat peed on his feet.
« Korean »
나의 형제가 자고 있는 동안 고양이는 그의 발에 오줌누었다.
Exaltation while my sibling is sleeping urinated in his foot.
by Liz & Steffie
I want to fuck your tight little pussy
« French »
Je veux baiser votre petit chat serré
I want to kiss your tight kitten
Today I was drunk driving when I crashed in the sewer full of shit. The fucking policeman gave me a ticket for reckless driving that motherfucker
« Korean »
오늘 나는 나가 배설물의 하수구에서 충분히 부술 때 취중 운전이었다. 지독한 경찰관은 저에게 motherfucker 부주의 운전을 위한 표를 주었다
Today I when I break enough from the drain of the body waste, was drunk driving. The police officer who is severe gives the ticket for motherfucker reckless drivings in me,
You know, like a corn dog.
« Latin »
Vos teneo , amo a corn canis.
You to occupy , to love a horns dog.
Nice shirts like you!