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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I like big butts and I cannot lie.
« Dutch »
Ik houd van grote uiteinden en ik kan liggen niet.
I love large ends and I can lie not.
by Meekish
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former.
« Japanese »
2つの事は無限である: 宇宙および人間の愚かさ; そして私は前について確実ではない。
Two things are unlimited: Foolishness of outer space and human; And I am not secure concerning before.
while my brother was sleeping the cat peed on his feet.
« Korean »
나의 형제가 자고 있는 동안 고양이는 그의 발에 오줌누었다.
Exaltation while my sibling is sleeping urinated in his foot.
by Liz & Steffie
tell me what i said last night! Please!
« Dutch »
vertel me wat ik vorge nacht zei! Tevreden!
me tells what said I night to vorge! Satisfied!
by StupiDanger
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? Flapjacks.
« Turkish »
yavaş yavaş tükenmek boru seçmek a gagalamak -in tuzlu biber nice gagalamak -in tuzlu biber did yavaş yavaş tükenmek boru seçmek? Flapjacks.
peter tube elector a peck den salted pepper how many peck den salted pepper did peter tube elector? Flapjacks.
Somehow Colonel Sanders is a made up person like carne asada?
« Japanese »
どうかしてSanders大佐はcarneのasadaのような作られた人であるか。
How, doing, Sanders colonel seems like asada of carne and it is the person who was made?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Russian »
Вы будете неимоверно красивейшей женщиной. Вы соединили бы меня для питья?
You will be incredibly most beautiful woman. You would connect me for the drink?
Big, bad, beautiful bears.
« Danish »
Stor , skadelig , smuk bamser.
Extensive , poisonous , good-looking bears.
by Yuri
Today I was drunk driving when I crashed in the sewer full of shit. The fucking policeman gave me a ticket for reckless driving that motherfucker
« Korean »
오늘 나는 나가 배설물의 하수구에서 충분히 부술 때 취중 운전이었다. 지독한 경찰관은 저에게 motherfucker 부주의 운전을 위한 표를 주었다
Today I when I break enough from the drain of the body waste, was drunk driving. The police officer who is severe gives the ticket for motherfucker reckless drivings in me,
the weather sucks
« Japanese »
天候は吸う
It inhales the weather
by Arab
Nice shirts like you!