It is raining cats and dogs.
下雨猫和狗。
Rains the cat and the dog.
by David Minger
I have 5 bicycles, but only 3 of which I currently ride.
私に3つだけが私現在乗る5台の自転車があるが。
There are 5 bicycles where just three my presently rides in me but.
for every two there is a third to cast a shadow
pentru fiecare doi acolo is un al treilea la spre castel un a umbri
for either two yonder is an third at at castle an shade
Existia um cachorro que se chamava Pradentro.
Aí o dono dele chegou e falou:
Pradentro pra fora!
aí o cachorro ficou doido e morreu!
A dog existed that if called Pradentro.
There the owner of it arrived and spoke:
Pradentro pra is!
there the dog was crazy and died!
Um cão existiu isso se Pradentro chamado.
Lá o proprietário dele chegou e raio:
O pra de Pradentro é!
lá o cão era louco e morrido!
by Roger bolivian
How would you like to have sex on an airplane?
いかに飛行機の性を持つのを好むか。
How is the fact that it has the characteristic of the airplane liked?
by toadpole
I have a rather large penis would you enjoy pleasuring yourself upon it?
私に幾分大きい陰茎がそれにあなた自身をpleasuring楽しむあるか。
The penis which is large to me somewhat pleasuring enjoys you yourself to that, it is?
virgin birth
버진 벌치새
Punishment gets a shallow cut new
Correction: She likes to ride the trouser snake to tuna town.
Corrección: Ella tiene gusto de montar la serpiente del pantalón a la ciudad del atún.
Correction: It has taste to mount the serpent from the trousers to the city of the tuna.
I like big butts and i cannot lie
Eu gosto de extremidades grandes e eu não posso encontrar-se
I taste of butts great and I cannot meet
