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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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How would you like to have sex on an airplane?
« Japanese »
いかに飛行機の性を持つのを好むか。
How is the fact that it has the characteristic of the airplane liked?
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I am a walrus.
« Chinese (traditional) »
我是海象。
I am the walrus.
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I have a rather large penis would you enjoy pleasuring yourself upon it?
« Japanese »
私に幾分大きい陰茎がそれにあなた自身をpleasuring楽しむあるか。
The penis which is large to me somewhat pleasuring enjoys you yourself to that, it is?
i am the most awesome person to ever live
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
I like big butts and i cannot lie
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto de extremidades grandes e eu não posso encontrar-se
I taste of butts great and I cannot meet
vai tomar no cu
« Latin »
is goes sumo in cu
isto vai tomar em cima do cu
Nevermind, I've got it.
« Japanese »
Nevermind、I' veはそれを得た。
Nevermind and I' ve obtained that.
If Harry Potter is so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
« French »
Si Harry Potter est si magique, pourquoi la pente il traitent sa propre vue et obtiennent étendue. Un homme d'adolescent ne devrait pas avoir besoin d'un manche à  balai pour s'accrocher sur.
If Harry Potter is so magic, why the slope it treat its own sight and obtain wide. A man d' teenager should not need d' a handle with  brush for s' to hang on.
Japan is a peaceful country. It has never invaded any other country. And Nanking massacre never happened.
« Japanese »
日本は平和な国である。 それは決してずっと他のどの国にも侵入していない。 そして南京の大虐殺は決して起こらなかった。
Japan peace is the country. That never directly does not invade other every country. And the holocaust of Nanjing did not happen under any condition.
love is beautiful thing. make love not war.
« Danish »
elske er smuk genstand. skabe elske ikke krig.
love is good-looking drink. give rise to love no warfare.
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