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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Do not make me cry.
« Japanese »
私に叫びをしてはいけない。
In me you do not have to shout.
by Beni
Where is the nearest truck stop?
« Portuguese »
Onde está o batente de caminhão o mais próximo?
Where it is the jamb of the next truck?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
« French »
N'allant jamais vous donner vers le haut, n'allant jamais vous laisser vers le bas.
N' never going to give you, n' upwards; never going to leave you downwards.
you are very pretty
« Japanese »
非常にきれいである
It is very clean
Forget the kissing and go straight to fucking, bitch.
« French »
Oubliez les baisers et allez directement à baiser, chienne.
Forget the kisses and go directly to kissing, bitch.
Where the fuck is the remote control?
« Latin »
Qua fuck est longinquus imperium?
By which route fuck is remote sovereignty?
Can I have your number?
« Chinese (traditional) »
我可以有您的數字?
I may have your digit?
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
« German »
Tun Sie an andere, da Sie sie an Sie würden tun lassen.
Do to others, since you would let them do to you.
more cowbell
« Icelandic »
fleiri týtuber
further mountain cranberry
Existia um cachorro que se chamava Pradentro. Aí o dono dele chegou e falou: Pradentro pra fora! aí o cachorro ficou doido e morreu!
« English »
A dog existed that if called Pradentro. There the owner of it arrived and spoke: Pradentro pra is! there the dog was crazy and died!
Um cão existiu isso se Pradentro chamado. Lá o proprietário dele chegou e raio: O pra de Pradentro é! lá o cão era louco e morrido!
by Roger bolivian
Nice shirts like you!