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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Who's your daddy?
« Welsh »
A s 'ch dad?
I go sound ' dogs father?
Today I was drunk driving when I crashed in the sewer full of shit. The fucking policeman gave me a ticket for reckless driving that motherfucker
« Korean »
오늘 나는 나가 배설물의 하수구에서 충분히 부술 때 취중 운전이었다. 지독한 경찰관은 저에게 motherfucker 부주의 운전을 위한 표를 주었다
Today I when I break enough from the drain of the body waste, was drunk driving. The police officer who is severe gives the ticket for motherfucker reckless drivings in me,
i piss excellence
« Korean »
우수가 나에 의하여 소변을 본다
Excellently in compliance with sees the urine
I would like to have sex with your anus
« Russian »
Я хотел был бы иметь секс с вашим anus
I wanted would be to have a sex with your of anus
These tomatoes i'm eating right now are FUCKING delicious!
« Welsh »
Hyn tomatoes fi m yn bwyta dde awron ydy FUCKING 'n bêr!
This tomatoes I ores eating right now he is being FUCKING ' heartburn spear!
carniverous death monkeys ate my toenails
« Japanese »
肉食性の死猿は私の足指の爪を食べた
The carnivorous dead monkey ate the nail of my foot finger
Send this email 100 times and you will become rich
« Japanese »
この電子メールに100回を送れば豊富になる
If 100 times are sent to this E-mail, it becomes abundant
My testicles smell like cabbage.
« Japanese »
私の睾丸はキャベツのように臭いがする。
Like the cabbage smell does my testis.
by Matt
Today, is the day we make our grave. We will not fall back, we will not falter. Be the blood that falls today, for it be held to us, for we brothers shall hold this ground. This will be our resting place.
« German »
Heute ist der Tag, den wir unser Grab bilden. Wir fallen nicht, wir schwanken nicht zurück. Seien Sie das Blut, das heute fällt, für es wird gehalten zu uns, denn wir Brüder halten diesen Boden. Dieses ist unser Ruheplatz.
Today is the day, which we form our grave. We do not fall, we vary not back. You are the blood, which falls today, for it held to us, because we brothers hold this ground. This is our quiescent place.
Bite my shiny metal ass
« Japanese »
私の光沢がある金属のろばをかみなさい
Bite the donkey of the metal which has my gloss
Nice shirts like you!