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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The no pussy blues
« Croatian »
nijedan mačkica melankolija
on no account kitty melancholia
Chubby bunny
« Russian »
Пухлый зайчик
Chubby sunbeam reflection
Bite my shiny metal ass!
« Chinese (simplified) »
咬住我发光的金属驴子!
Bites metal donkey which I shine!
Get out of here
« Dutch »
Word hier uit
Become
pau no cu do surdo
« English »
wood in cu of the deaf person
madeira no cu da pessoa surda
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former.
« Japanese »
2つの事は無限である: 宇宙および人間の愚かさ; そして私は前について確実ではない。
Two things are unlimited: Foolishness of outer space and human; And I am not secure concerning before.
i like to garden
« Norwegian »
jeg har lyst til hage
I've delight at chin
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Russian »
Вы будете неимоверно красивейшей женщиной. Вы соединили бы меня для питья?
You will be incredibly most beautiful woman. You would connect me for the drink?
why don't you get something to eat?
« Italian »
perché don' t ottenete qualcosa mangiare?
because don' t you obtain something to eat?
Today I was drunk driving when I crashed in the sewer full of shit. The fucking policeman gave me a ticket for reckless driving that motherfucker
« Korean »
오늘 나는 나가 배설물의 하수구에서 충분히 부술 때 취중 운전이었다. 지독한 경찰관은 저에게 motherfucker 부주의 운전을 위한 표를 주었다
Today I when I break enough from the drain of the body waste, was drunk driving. The police officer who is severe gives the ticket for motherfucker reckless drivings in me,
Nice shirts like you!