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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Portuguese »
Prenda-me um dançarino minúsculo mais próximo. Conte os faróis na estrada. Coloque-me para baixo nas folhas do linho. Você teve um dia ocupado hoje
It arrests me a next very small dancer. It counts the lighthouses in the road. It places me for low in leves of the hemp. You had one day busy today
by Kat
Can I have your number?
« Italian »
Posso avere vostro numero?
I can have your number?
cum en mi tetas
« Spanish »
cum tetas del en MI
cum teats of in MY
Jesus wants to eat your asshole with fish sauce.
« Croatian »
Isus ištanje to jesti tvoj asshole sa riba umak.
Jesus want this have you yours asshole from an fish juice.
blow it out your ass
« Japanese »
それをあなたのろば吹きなさい
Your donkey blow that
i would like to place my penis between your breasts. i will offer you money!
« Korean »
나는 당신의 유방 사이에서 나의 남근을 두고 싶으면. 나는 당신에게 돈을 제안할 것이다!
I the penis from between of your breast, when wants. Me in you will propose the money!
To be or not to be.
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭。
The survival destroys.
i like to eat orange vegetables, just not carrots.
« Japanese »
私はオレンジ野菜、ちょうどないにんじんを食べるのを好む。
I the orange vegetable, like the fact that the carrot which exactly is not eaten.
im a little teapot short and stout
« Chinese (simplified) »
im小的茶壶短小和烈性黑啤酒
the im small teapot is short and fierce black beer
by your mom
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
« Filipino »
sapat ay sapat! ako may had ito kumuha tesis motherfucking ahas sa ito motherfucking antas!
enough are enough! me have had it withdraw thesis motherfucking serpent toward it motherfucking degree!
Nice shirts like you!