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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Some people like their cucumbers better pickled.
« Chinese (simplified) »
一些人民喜欢他们黄瓜更好烂醉如泥。
Some people like their cucumber being better are dead drunk.
Look out! A burrito!
« Czech »
Dávat pozor! JEDEN drsný okraj!
Attempt to overthrow the government! A burr!
Please, clean up after your dog.
« Italian »
Per favore, pulisca dopo il vostro cane.
Please, it cleans up after your dog.
Hello, you are an awesome woman. I miss you very much!
« Greek »
Γειά σου, είστε τρομερή γυναίκα. Σας χάνω πάρα πολύ!
Hello, you are terrible woman. I lose to you too much!
by DelRay
This is a warning, which I was warned by my advisor to warn you about. You have been warned.
« Czech »
Tato is jeden výstraha , kdo JÁ was varoval do má poradce až k varovat tebe kolem. Tebe mít been varoval.
This is a warning , whoa SELF was warned up has advisors to warn you aromatically. You hold been warned.
Can I put my penis in you? Sure, I'm free Saturday. Does that work for you?
« Danish »
Kunne JEG opstille mig penis i jer? Sikker , Jeg er omkostningsfrit Lørdag. Gør at arbejde nemlig jer?
Could I pose me painful to you? Certain , I am free Saturday. Doing that jobs that is to say you?
by Shane (quote from Maninthebox)
man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
« Chinese (simplified) »
上床与痒的二赖子的人醒与有臭味的手指
Goes to bed with bum's person who itches awakes with has the stink finger
Suck my dick, bitch.
« Spanish »
Aspire a mi dick, perra.
It inhales dick, dog.
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Spanish »
" ¡Caballeros! Usted can' lucha de t adentro aquí; ¡éste es el cuarto de guerra! " - El Dr. Strangelove
" Horsemen! You can' fight of t inside here; this one is fourth the military one! " - The Dr. Strangelove
It is like a finger pointing the way to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
« Latin »
Is est amo a finger cuspis via ut luna. Operor non incumbo in finger vel vos mos requiro quicumque uranicus palma.
This is to love a finxi spear road when moon. To work not to apply oneself upon finxi or you will to seek etc heavenly glory.
Nice shirts like you!