My dick is a lot bigger than yours!
Mein Dick ist viel größer als Ihr!
My thick is much larger than it!
Want to go kill some assholes?
殺害何人かのろくでなし行きたいと思いなさいか。
Think that the murder some person is not slowly we would like to go?
why do you translate phrases and words so bad, silly translator? You are making me go mad
なぜ悪い句および単語そう愚かな訳者を翻訳するか。 私を気が狂う作っている
Why bad phrase and word such is a foolish translator translated? The air deviates, it makes me
You are a day late and a dollar short.
Usted es un día tarde y un cortocircuito del dólar.
You are a day behind schedule and a short circuit of the dollar.
Vampires do not sparkle.
Lamia operor non mico.
Witch to work not to serve.
WTF ROLFL, OMG you r there!
WTF ROLFL、OMGそこのr!
WTF ROLFL and r OMG over there!
Screw the pooch!
Skrúfa the hundsgrey!
Unscrew the pooch!
Never put a rooster between two pussycats, unless you want a mess
Ne mettez jamais un coq entre deux minous, à moins que vous vouliez un désordre
Never put a cock between two pussies, unless you want a disorder
by Joy
Feed me pie, I am hungry.
私にパイに、私ある空腹が与えなさい。
The hunger which is I gives to the pie, in me.
if you are flammable and you have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit
可燃性であり、足を有すれば、決して火出口を妨げていない
If it is combustibility and it possesses the foot, the fire exit is not obstructed under any condition
