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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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touch me in inappropriate places please
« Latin »
tactus mihi in inappropriate locus commodo
sense of feeling me upon inappropriate place to make fit
by Same Dylan
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. Jesus
« Portuguese »
O pai, perdoa-os, para eles sabe não o que faz. Jesus
The father, pardons them, for they knows not what he makes. Jesus
You look good in your dress. You would look better on my floor.
« Japanese »
あなたの服でよく見る。 私の床でよりよく見る。
Being your clothes you see carefully. Me you see more carefully in the floor.
te amo muitaO
« English »
I love you muitaO
Eu te amo muitaO
What if were you hanging up on this wall? If it were you and that sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at all!
« Japanese »
何をこの壁で掛けていたか。 それがあなたおよびそのサンドイッチwouldn' tは全然笑っている!
What was applied in this wall? That you and its sandwich wouldn' You laugh t at all!
The end is not was but is there to the end of the human waste.
« Japanese »
端はそこになかったり人の排泄物の端にあるないが。
There is no edge there and/or there is an edge of excretory ones of the person it is not, but.
by Ricky Bobby
I have flatulence that is powerful enough to melt steel, so you may want to stand back.
« German »
Ich habe Blähung, die genug leistungsfähig ist, Stahl zu schmelzen, also können Sie zurück stehen wünschen.
I have blowing, which is enough efficient to melt steel therefore can you back stand to wish.
My penis is so long if I put it on the keyboard it would go from a to z.
« Greek »
Το πέος μου είναι τόσο μακρύ εάν τον έβαλα στο πληκτρολόγιο που θα πήγαινε από το α στο Ω.
My penis is so much long if I put him in the keyboard that would go from a to the [O].
by Terrence
I'm really bored
« Chinese (simplified) »
I' m真正地乏味
I' m truly tasteless
There is no place I would rather be than church
« Korean »
나가 교회 보다는 오히려 일 아무 장소도 없다
Goes out and the church is not also anyone place which rises rather
Nice shirts like you!