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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
My penis is so long if I put it on the keyboard it would go from a to z.
« Greek »
Το πέος μου είναι τόσο μακρύ εάν τον έβαλα στο πληκτρολόγιο που θα πήγαινε από το α στο Ω.
My penis is so much long if I put him in the keyboard that would go from a to the [O].
by Terrence
Bite my shiny metal ass!
« Chinese (simplified) »
咬住我发光的金属驴子!
Bites metal donkey which I shine!
dick in a box
« Turkish »
yarak içinde a kutu
twat in a box
by Matt
Get out of here
« Dutch »
Word hier uit
Become
What is going on here?
« Chinese (traditional) »
怎么回事?
How matter?
i have huge boobs
« Japanese »
私に巨大な間抜けがある
Enormous there is a stupidity in me
It smells funny!
« Welsh »
Arogla 'n ddigrif!
I scent ' heartburn mirthful!
cock mongler pedo bear
« Czech »
kohout obchodník pedo baissista
cock shopkeeper pedo short
by Byakhee
I like you. You are so pretty.
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto de você. Você é tão bonito.
I taste of you. You are so pretty.
You and I should hook up.
« Greek »
Εσείς και πρέπει να γαντζώσω επάνω.
You and it should [gantzoso] above.
Nice shirts like you!