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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Take off all of your clothes.
« Portuguese »
Descole toda sua roupa.
Its clothes unglue all.
by Skullworld
i heart boobs
« Japanese »
I中心はしくじる
You fail I center
by menatwork
i am extremely tall, also i like candy
« Welsh »
dwi 'n anaelau 'n dal , hefyd cara candy
I am being ' heartburn pain ' heartburn continue , also I love shattered
Eat my piss, vermin!
« Japanese »
私の小便、害虫を食べなさい!
My urine, eat the noxious insect!
Me, you and that beautiful girl will be going crazy tonight. Yeah!
« Chinese (traditional) »
我,您和那個美丽的女孩今晚变疯狂。 呀!
I, you tonight change crazy with that beautiful girl. !
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
« Chinese (simplified) »
是那在您的口袋的一个香蕉或是您愉快看我
Is that perhaps you looks at me happily in a yours pocket's banana
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Dutch »
U bent een ongelooflijk mooie vrouw. Zou u bij me zich voor een drank aansluiten?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you dovetail yourself me for a spirits?
I shot Dick Cheney, but I did not shoot the deputy
« Italian »
Ho sparato a Dick Cheney, ma non ho sparato al delegato
I have talked nonsense to Dick Cheney, but I have not talked nonsense to the delegate
Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
« Chinese (simplified) »
Thi是我的侦探,他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
Nice shirts like you!