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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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john keys
« Serbian »
zahod tipke
lavatory key
by Taryn
Don't talk to strangers.
« Welsh »
Gwisga t siarad â ddieithriaid.
I dress tower speak to strangers.
I would like to stick my penis inside you
« Japanese »
私はあなたの中の私の陰茎を付けることを望む
I desire the fact that my penis in you is attached
I found the cure for cancer!
« Danish »
JEG oprette den læge nemlig kræft!
I conclude the surgeon that is to say cancer!
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Chinese (simplified) »
在您的阴道您要不要我投入我的阴茎?
You want me in yours vagina to invest my penis?
I do not want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不想要任何人。 当我考虑您时,我接触自己。
I do not want anybody. When I consider you, I contact myself.
How will I express my feelings for you now that I have discovered you are a cheating bitch!
« Japanese »
私いかにかごまかす雌犬であることを私が発見したのであなたのための私の感じを表現しなさい!
Because me I discovered the fact that it is the female dog which how is cheated, express my feeling because of you!
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« German »
Oh schiß mein Gott, i gerade meine Hosen!
Oh shit my God, i straight my trousers!
And as for me, give me liberty or give me bermuda shorts.
« Japanese »
そして私に関しては、私に自由を与えるか、または私にバミューダパンツを与えなさい。
And in regard to me, give freedom to me, or to me give the Bermuda underpants.
will you come see me play tonight?
« Latin »
mos vos adveho animadverto mihi lascivio tonight?
will you to carry notice me to run riot tonight?
by Joe
Nice shirts like you!