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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
« Dutch »
hoeveel hout een bosmarmotklem kon als een bosmarmot hout kon gooien
how much wood was possible a bunch marmot bosmarmotklem if a bunch marmot could throw wood
Jesus is God
« Japanese »
イエス・キリストは神である
Yes Christ is God
Napastvujem ti sestru.
« Chinese (traditional) »
Napastvujem鈦sestru。
Napastvujem titanium sestru.
by Dare
how much for a blow job?
« Chinese (traditional) »
多少吹動工作的?
How many moves the work?
I am a moron and this is my wife, she is frosting a cake with a paper knife.
« Swedish »
JAG er en marockansk och den här er mig fru , hon er frost en kaka med en papper kniven.
I'm a Moroccan and this yourself me wife , she is frost a cake with a paper knife.
by Jacques
Your grandma has no idea where you live so she bought a tiny car to find you
« Greek »
Το grandma σας δεν έχει καμία ιδέα όπου ζείτε έτσι αγόρασε ένα μικροσκοπικό αυτοκίνητο για να σας βρεί
Grandma your it does not have no idea where you live thus it bought a microscopic car in order to it finds for you
oh no, the cheese is going to eat me!!!
« Japanese »
oh NOは、チーズ!私を食べる行っていない!!
As for oh NO, cheese! I am eaten, it has not gone!!
by Jofus
Stop! In the name of love Before you break my heart
« Latin »
subsisto In nomen of diligo Pro vos effrego meus pectus pectoris
to stand Upon name of to value highly For you break my heart
Eu quis dizer você não quis me escutar, agora não peça, não me faça promessas
« Hungarian »
ÉN kívánatos -hoz mond ön -hoz hallgatni ÉN nem akar én , most nem elválaszt , ÉN nem csinál én ígéret
SOU eu she' o rendimento querido s diz o seu é mum do rendimento É mim não é mim, esta vez nao separada, É mim para não fazer é mim exprime
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
« Turkish »
I kuþanmak benim cüppe ve sihirbaz þapka.
I put on my robe with full sleeves and long skirts and magician hat.
by Jeet
Nice shirts like you!