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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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To be or not to be that is the question.
« Japanese »
あるためまたはないため質問である。
Because of a certain or because it is not, it is question.
Все, кто хоть раз пользовался подобным сервисом, знают, что машинный перевод весьма приблизителен, неточен и позволяет в лучшем случае лишь понять общий смысл.
« English »
Everyone, who although once used a similar service, knows that the machine transfer is very approximate, inaccurate and makes it possible to at best only understand the overall meaning.
Каждое, которое хотя раз использовано подобное обслуживание, знает что переход машины очень приблизительн, неточно и делает его возможно в лучшем случае только понять общую смысль.
Tko rano rani dvije sreće grabi
« Icelandic »
Hver á the spori af the augnablik frumstæður tvöfaldur velferð agnbeyki trjálundur
Tko rijeka ostruga sa tren divlji dvostruk izudarati grabik
hey,baby,what is your sign?
« Japanese »
ちょっと、赤ん坊は、何あなたの印であるか。
Just a little, is the baby some your sign?
My eyes hurt. Maybe I should stop wearing them so much overnight.
« Italian »
La mia ferita degli occhi. Forse dovrei smettere di portarli così tanto durante la notte.
My wound of the eyes. Perhaps I would have to stop to carry them thus a lot during the night.
fuck you
« Korean »
당신을 성교하십시오
Be extensive and have sexual intercourse
I shall give you a nickel for that can of worms
« Japanese »
私はその厄介な問題のためのニッケルを与える
I give the nickel for the troublesome problem
My favorite book series is a Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket.
« Japanese »
私の好みの本シリーズはレモン味のSnicketによって一連の不運なでき事行う。
Main series of my taste consecutive misfortune is possible with Snicket of lemon taste and thing does.
Black dress, with tights underneath, I got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth. And she's an actress, but she ain't got no need, she's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-T-T-Tongues always pressed to your cheeks, while my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth. You tell your boyfriend, that if he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't fuckin scared of him. She wants to touch me woo ooo! She wants to love me woo ooo! She'll never leave me woo ooo! Woo ooo oo ooo!
« Japanese »
黒い服、下のタイツが付いている、 私は私の歯の最後のタバコの呼吸を得た。 そしてshe' s女優、 しかし彼女ain' tは必要性、she'を得なかった; sは信託資金の彼女の親からお金を東に取り戻した。 T T T舌はあなたの頬に常に押した、 私の舌が他のある女の子の歯の内部にある間。 あなたのボーイフレンドを言う、 それhe'なら; sはビーフ、そのI'を得た; m菜食主義者、 そしてI ain' tのfuckinは彼のおびえた。 彼女は懇願するoooに私に触れたいと思う! 彼女は懇願するoooに私を愛したいと思う! She' llは決して私を懇願するoooに去らない! oooのooのoooに懇願しなさい!
The tights of the black clothes and bottom have been attached, I obtained the breath of the last tobacco of my tooth. And she' s actress, but her ain' As for t necessity and she& The #039 was not obtained; s from her parent of trust fund recovered the money on east. As for T T T tongue always you pushed in your cheek, while being inside the tooth of the girl my tongue has other things. It is your boyfriend, that he& If #039; As for s beef and the I& The #039 was obtained; m vegetarian, and I ain' fuckin of t could have that. She thinks that we would like to touch me in ooo which is entreated! She thinks me in ooo which is entreated that dearly you want! She' You do not go away ll to ooo which never entreats me! Entreat to ooo of oo of ooo!
English to Italian and back again. See what is lost or gained in translation.
« Filipino »
ingles sa Italian at gulugod uli. makita ano ay nawala o makinabang di tagapagsalin.
english toward Tether and spinal column again. sight what are lost oh gain in translator.
Nice shirts like you!