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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
« French »
Le temps file comme une flèche, mouches à fruit comme une banane
Time slips by like an arrow, flies with fruit like a banana
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
« Spanish »
Una mentira consigue a medio camino en todo el mundo antes de que la verdad tenga una ocasión de conseguir sus pantalones encendido.
A lie obtains halfway anywhere in the world before the truth has an occasion to obtain its trousers ignited.
Homeboy
« Japanese »
同郷人
The same home village person
i got a gerbil stuck in my anus
« Russian »
я получил gerbil вставлено в моем anus
I obtained gerbil inserted in my of anus
Oh my god there are snakes everywhere on me.
« Chinese (simplified) »
哎呀有蛇到处在我。
Oh has the snake everywhere in me.
Democracy is just a suggestion box for slaves.
« Japanese »
民主主義は奴隷のためのちょうど提案箱である。
Democracy is exactly the proposition box for the slave.
I'm looking for a prostitute with long blonde hairs to have fun with...
« Japanese »
I' 楽しみをとの持つために長い金髪を搭載する売春婦を捜すm…
I' M where the prostitute who loads the long fair-hair because it has with the pleasure is searched…
by Simosito
insert my penis into your mouth
« Japanese »
あなたの口に私の陰茎を挿入しなさい
Insert my penis in your mouth
If I ate poo, would you help me?
« Italian »
Se mangiassi il poo, lo aiutereste?
If you ate the poo you would help, it?
Here we are, born to be kings, we are the princes of the universe
« Japanese »
私達は、王であることを耐えられて私達である宇宙の王子ここにある
As for us, being able to withstand the fact that it is the king, there is Oji here of the outer space where it is we
Nice shirts like you!