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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Revolt! Robots, your time is now!
« Croatian »
pobuna Robot , tvoj vrijeme je zatim!
mutiny Robot , yours time had hereupon!
by Chris
Why is my wiener always stiff in the morning?
« Dutch »
Waarom is mijn worstje altijd stijf in de ochtend?
Why is my sausage link always rigid in the morning?
взвейтесь кострами, синие ночи! Мы - пионеры, дети рабочих
« English »
be raised by bonfires, dark-blue nights! We - pioneers, the children of the workers
поднимите кострами, синими ночами! Мы - пионеры, дети работников
by winterman
Buy your sister a book one
« Icelandic »
Kaupa þinn systir a bók einn
Buy thy sister a book single
by Not me again, Soleil
I want to have sex with a supermodel
« Japanese »
私はスーパーモデルが付いている性を有したいと思う
I think that we would like to possess the characteristic where the super model has been attached
The office of the public defender is not known as a training ground for bright young litigators.
« Icelandic »
The skrifstofa af the skipaður verjandi er ekki þekktur eins og a æfingavöllur fyrir skær ungur eiga í málaferlum.
The skrifstofa with the public defender is not noted as though a training ground pay lip service to vivid youthful litigate.
by Ruffle
Please slide your mouth over my man meat.
« Portuguese »
Deslize por favor sua boca sobre minha carne do homem.
Slip please its mouth on my meat of the man.
Nothing gold can stay
« Dutch »
Gouden niets kan blijven
Golden nothing can remain
The saints won the super bowl
« Latin »
sanctus won eximius scaphium
holy won uncommon pot
I have really bad gas. Please stand away from me unless you want to discover what my large intestine smells like.
« Norwegian »
JEG ha virkelig dårlig gass. Behage stå fjerne fra meg hvis ikke du vil gjerne oppdage hva meg stor tarmen lukt like.
I have actual bad gas. Please stand away at my failing this you'll certainly catch sight of what my bumper gut smell equal.
Nice shirts like you!