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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Why do people like to eat mushrooms? They are slimy and grey.
« Serbian »
Zašto? činiti narod sličan za jesti gljiva? Oni biti glibav pa siv.
why act country uobličiti after eat fungus? They subsist slimy and gray.
by emily
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can see the light.
« Japanese »
私は夜に私のサングラスを身に着けている、従って私はできる、従って私はライトを見ることができる。
As for me my sunglasses are attached to the body, therefore as for me is possible in the night, therefore as for me it can look at the light/write.
by Rebecca Box
When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
shut the fuck up, before you get smacked the fuck up
« Korean »
당신에 의하여 위로 입맛을 다실 성교가 얻기 전에, 성교를 닫으십시오
In compliance with you before the teahouse sexual intercourse getting a comfort taste, close the sexual intercourse
i am very horny now, and i want to lick your neck
« Japanese »
私は今非常に角質であり、あなたの首を舐めたいと思う
I now am the keratin very, we would like to lick your neck,
mathew likes to sniff his friend alices ass and then eat her poo and then spit it out and burn it, sausages
« Japanese »
次にmathewは彼の友人のalicesのろばをくんくんかぎ、彼女のpooを食べ、次に吐き、のソーセージ燃やすのを好む
Next as for mathew the donkey of alices of that friend the key, you eat her poo, next spit, the sausage you like the fact that you burn
Koman Coulibaly saved our asses!
« Slovenian »
Koman Coulibaly zaščititi svoj zbrati!
Piece Coulibaly save your sober-minded!
my wife is the most wonderful person in the world
« Filipino »
akin asawang babae ay ang ang lalong nakararami kahanga-hanga tao di ang daigdig
my wife are the most kahanga hanga human in the universe
by chris white
It's pining for the fjords.
« Icelandic »
It's vængbroddur fyrir the fjörður.
It's wing tip pay lip service to the lough.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Japanese »
鶏はなぜ道を交差させたか。
Did the chicken why make the road cross?
by Ross
Nice shirts like you!