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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
bis dass der tod euch scheidet.
« Russian »
до той смерти не будет отделять вас.
zu diesem Tod trennt es Sie nicht.
Jovem cai da janela ao tentar retirar bandeira alemã
« Korean »
독일 깃발을 제거하는 것을 시도할 경우의 창의 젊은 가을
Originalidade do caso o fato que remove o outono dos jovens da bandeira de Alemanha
by Cardoso
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
« Japanese »
私が言ったら美しいボディを、私に押しつけるそれを有したか。
When I say, it possesses that the beautiful body, is pushed to me and is high.
Me puedes hacer una taza de chocolate con leche?
« Latin »
Mihi puedes hacer una taza de chocolate con leche?
Me puedes hacer in one taza about chocolate con leche?
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kitten
« Chinese (simplified) »
马文骑警队员总是得到他的小猫
The Marvin mounted policeman member always obtains his cat
Please don't be angry, i love you, be careful
« Korean »
don' t는 성나다, 사랑해요, 조심한다
don' t gets angry, loves, takes care
by Berns Ugalde
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
« Icelandic »
A keðja er eini eins og sterkur eins og þess veikja hlekkur
A chain is sole as though strong as though þess vegna weaken llnk
i love you so much, will you marry me
« Japanese »
私は、結婚する私と非常に愛する
I love me who get married and very
I asked this girl out to dinner, but she turned me down.
« Japanese »
私は夕食にこの女の子に招待したが、彼女は私をおろす回した。
I invited to the girl this in dinner, but she lowers me, it turned.
You look like a nice piece of ass. Won't you come over and hop on my knob.
« Russian »
Вы смотрите как славная часть ишака. Won' t вы приходите сверх и подпрыгиваете на моей ручке.
You regard the glorious part of the ass. Won' t you come over and you jump on my knob.
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