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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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fish
« Czech »
kus dřeva, kus železa, lovit, ryba, ryby, vyspravit, vyztužit
fish , fish , net , fish , fish , fish , stiffen
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
« Icelandic »
Ef a kjúklingur og a helmingur gírskaft óákveðinn greinir í ensku egg og a helmingur í a dagur og a helmingur , hvernig langur hjartarskinn það taka a api með a tréfótur til spark allur the fræsali út af a dill pikkles?
Maybe a chicken and a half layshaft indefinite article into English ridge and a half into a day and a half , how long doeskin there take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick total the seedsman because a wiggle pickle?
I am not beating you because I am drunk. I am beating you because I like to do it.
« Chinese (simplified) »
因为我醉了,我不打您。 因为我喜欢做它,我打您。
Because I have been drunk, I do not hit you. Because I like making it, I hit you.
I have an awesome dog
« Russian »
Я имею внушительную собаку
I have the imposing dog
for if you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes long into you
« Romanian »
pentru dacã tu gaze lung into art.hot. abyss art.hot. abyss de asemenea gazes lung into tu
for if you fart long into the. abyss the. abyss also fart long into you
Быть или не быть - вот в чем вопрос.
« Japanese »
あるためまたはないため-なんと質問かそれはにここにある。
Из-за уверенного или потому что оно нет, - как вопрос там тот ряд здесь.
by ovtsa
Your friends do not dance and if they do not dance then they are no friends of mine.
« Italian »
I vostri amici non ballano e se allora non ballano sono amici miei.
Your friendly friends do not dance and if then they do not dance they are mine.
Come on, baby, light my fire
« Korean »
, 나의 불이 아기에 의하여 자아, 점화한다
The fire ignites in compliance with the baby self,
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me
« Slovenian »
I'm zvezdni utrinek poskok skozi nebo všeè biti a tiger defying laws od teža I'm a dirkalni avto prehoden z všeè biti dama Godiva I'm gonna teèi teèi teèi torej ne ustavitev mi
I'm shooting-star spring throughout upper regions like however tiger defying laws with weight I'm however racing car walkable Z like lady To ripen I'm gonna trickle trickle trickle to conclude thingummy stopping we
smitty feels philip is ignoring him.
« Swedish »
smed känner philip ignorerar honom.
smith feels philip am disregarding him.
by smitty istheman
Nice shirts like you!