If you spit a a police officer you might get gunned down brutally!
« Japanese »
If the officer is spat, being shot cruelly, perhaps it can,!
Who will be my wife?
kdo hoteti obstati svoj žena?
whom do you take me for yammer to stop your women?
by Rachel Benn
As of the current time I am rather bored, so I have decided to use this website to gain amusement from the humorous outcomes produced by bad translations.
« Korean »
At current time present time me it scrapes out rather, is like that
and by the translation which is bad in order to get an amusement from
the humorous result which it brings me under using the atlas it
decided this web site.
William, do you take Catherine to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Williams , da li vi uzeti Katarina biti tvoj zakonit vjenčanje supruga?
Williams , Do you to take Catherine to be yours legitimate wedding woman?
No por mucho madrugar, amanece más temprano
Ne mimo ustajanje ranije velik dio , Internet zora više ranije
Hace no el pasado que se levanta en un rato anterior mucho, ÉL martillo-cuervo más en un rato anterior
May I treat you to a delicious dish of fish?
« Korean »
If me the fish it will be extensive it treats in the delicious plate?
Ugly ducks taste like chicken
« Latin »
Unseemly ducks taste to love young
We are the crystal gems, we always save the day! And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way!
]m 'r chrisial dillynion , ni beunydd achub 'r ddiwrnod! A ai dybi allwn t , ni ll beunydd ca ffordd!
^) smothered ' group crystal beauties , we daily seize ' group day! I go or you suppose we are being able tower , we ll daily I have way!
"Why don't we just abolish the schools and home-school the kids?"
" quare don't nos iustus aboleo schola quod domus - schola kids? "
" wherefore don't we just to destroy school and household school kids? "
Rape is not funny, unless you can come up with evidence to prove otherwise.
« Slovenian »
seizing is not zanc , with the exception of you to feel up to overtake plainness to prove otherwise.
