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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I'm on a boat mother fucker, don't you ever forget.
« Danish »
Jeg er oven på en båd moder fucker , ikke nogen sinde lade ligge.
I am after a boat mother fucker , no mind pass over.
by powerof900
There's a party in my pants.
« Norwegian »
Det er en parti inne meg pese.
It is a consignment in my pant.
by Molly
blue! berries! blueberries!
« Finnish »
alakuloinen marja blueberries!
melancholy berry blueberries!
by Drew
I see dead people!
« Serbian »
JA vidjeti potpun narod!
I lift up the eyes complete country!
The contents of my fridge: egg, milk, banana, English muffins, cream cheese, and, unequivocally mould.
« Japanese »
私の冷却装置の内容: 卵、ミルク、バナナ、英国マフィン、クリームチーズは、明白に形成し。
Contents of my cooling system: The egg, the milk, the banana, the English muffin, it forms the cream cheese, clearly.
This mint will blow your mind!
« Korean »
이 박하는 당신의 마음을 불 것이다!
This peppermint your mind is a fire thing! where
by christina
i will take anything with a fresh hole.
« French »
je prendrai n'importe quoi avec un trou frais.
I will take n' import what with a fresh hole.
by Reverend elleisdee.
Take a dirty picture for me
« French »
Prenez une photo sale pour moi
Take a photograph salts for me
by Alex
My dog is sleeping on the floor. The idiot box is blaring. The cats play.
« Filipino »
akin sundan-sundan ay matulog sa ang sahig. ang tanga suntukin ay blaring. ang ketsap maglaro.
my follow - follow are sleep toward the floor. the idiot sock are blaring. the ketchup play.
by omnideuce
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
Nice shirts like you!