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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Get your hands outta my pants please, my gnome lives there.
« Chinese (simplified) »
得到我的裤子喜欢的您的手outta,我的地精生活那里。
Obtains your hand outta which my pants like, my polygonum multiflorum lives there.
by Kelley
all I need is liquor and weed, two dike bitches straight down to get G'd
« Korean »
G'd을 얻는것을 나가 필요로 하는 모두는 주류와 잡초 의 2마리의 둑 암컷 똑바로 아래로 이다
Getting the G'd it goes out and it does in necessity and all 2 bank females of main stream and the weed exactly rightly it is in a lower part
we always eat bread with cheese although it is really bad for us
« Japanese »
私達はそれが私達のために実際に悪いがチーズが付いているパンを常に食べる
We that are bad really because of us, but the pan where the cheese has been attached is always eaten
omg gee you can't see me me I blend in in like a pine tree tree I am unseen seen you can't see me cuz I'm a ninja nin ninja ninja nin ninja
« Korean »
omg gee 당신 can' t는 저 나가 당신을 보인 나가 보이지 않는 can'소나무 나무 같이 안으로 안으로 혼합하는 저 본다; t는 저를 cuz I' 본다; m ninja nin ninja ninja nin ninja
omg gee you can' t goes out and the writing you can& where I which am visible am not visible; #039 pine tree trees the writing which in inside mixes together in inside sees; t me cuz I& #039 sees; m ninja nin ninja ninja nin ninja
I went to the mall the other day and bought a very white slipper.
« Spanish »
Fui a la alameda el otro día y compré un deslizador muy blanco.
I went to the tree-lined avenue the other day and bought a very white speedboat.
My dog is sleeping on the floor. The idiot box is blaring. The cats play.
« Filipino »
akin sundan-sundan ay matulog sa ang sahig. ang tanga suntukin ay blaring. ang ketsap maglaro.
my follow - follow are sleep toward the floor. the idiot sock are blaring. the ketchup play.
by omnideuce
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
You know what really grinds my gears?
« Latin »
Vos teneo quis vere frendo meus apparatus?
You to occupy anyone truly gnash the teeth my equipment?
Bits and Pieces. We scour the web so you don’t have to.
« German »
Stücke. Wir reinigen das Netz, also tun Sie nicht müssen.
Pieces. We clean the net, therefore you do not do must.
if a cow is in my milkshake, why can't issy fit in there too?
« Icelandic »
ef a kýr er í minn milkshake , hvers vegna can't issy passa there of?
maybe a bossie is into my milkshake , why can't issy look after there too?
by Lois :D
Nice shirts like you!