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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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my life's story in one sentence. wake up, smoke pot, eat, smoke more pot, play xbox, smoke more pot,then sleep for 14 hours.
« Japanese »
私のlife' 1文のsの物語。 、マリファナの吸飲目覚めなさい、食べなさい、より多くの鍋、演劇のxboxを煙らしなさい、より多くの鍋を煙らし、そして14時間眠らせなさい。
My life' The story of s of 1 sentences. Sucking/absorbing drinking of the marijuana do to awake, do to eat, many pots, the smoke it seems do xbox of the play, the smoke it seems, and 14 hours neglect many pots do.
by nick s
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I once put my dick in an apes asshole.
« Russian »
I раз кладет мой dick в asshole обезьян.
For the I time places my dick into asshole of monkeys.
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The polar bear is a beautiful animal.
« Norwegian »
Det Polen bamse er en skjønn dyr.
Facts Pole big fat man am a beautiful animal.
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Let it be.
« Finnish »
Pass it be.
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Put the lime in the coconut.
« Danish »
Opstille den lime i den kakao.
Pose the glue to the cocoa.
by Sarah
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Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast
« Icelandic »
Ævintýri eins og gamall eins og tími , söngur eins og gamall eins og rím , Fegurð og the Skepna
Emprise as though warmed-over as though while , vocals as though warmed-over as though rime , Prettiness and the Pig
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I'm really looking forward to tomorrow's weather; aren't you?
« Greek »
I' μ που αναμένει με ενδιαφέρον πραγματικά tomorrow' καιρός του s aren' τ εσείς;
I&? #039 m that it really expects with interest tomorrow&? #039 time s aren&? #039 t you?
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In a river the colour of lead, immerse the baby's head. Wrap her up in 'The news of the world', dump her On a doorstep girl.
« Norwegian »
Inne en elv farven av innlede , nedsenke det baby leder. Vikle henne opp inne 'The nyheter av det verdens , fylling henne Opp på en dørene piken.
In a elv the color at launch , immerse facts baby administrator. Wrap her up in 'The innovations at facts world's , dump her Up at a doors bird.
by Rhianna
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Microsoft Sam
« Slovenian »
mikroskop Sam
microscope Yourself
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My god, your dick is magnificent. Can you put it in me for a moment?
« Korean »
Me it wears, your d Ij k it encourages. It spreads out and or it during short time it lets inside and?
Nice shirts like you!