I worship Satan
JA moliti se Antikrist
I worship Beast, the
carniverous death monkeys ate my toenails
肉食性の死猿は私の足指の爪を食べた
The carnivorous dead monkey ate the nail of my foot finger
lets add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply
« Chinese (traditional) »
讓增加您和我，減去我們的衣裳，劃分我們的腿和倍增
Let increase you and I, subtracts our upper and lower garments, divides our leg and the multiplication
Conservatives suck
Τα συντηρητικά απορροφούν
The preservatives absorb
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
The Onion is a false news organization that makes humorous news stories.
葱是做幽默新闻报导的一个错误新闻组织。
The onion is makes the humorous newspaper report a wrong news organization.
are you kidding me? you can't be serious
私をからかっているか。 can' tは深刻である
Am I teased? can' t is serious
Because many of us use music as an outlet for our deepest feelings, we are often shocked when the meanings that we have given to certain songs prove false
Porque dan una sacudida eléctrica muchos de nosotros música del uso como enchufe para nuestras sensaciones más profundas, nosotros a menudo cuando los significados que hemos dado a ciertas canciones prueban falso
Because they give to an electrical shock many of us music of the use as it fits for our deeper sensations, we often when the meaning who we have given certain songs tries false
The hell is empty. All the devils are here.
地獄は空である。 悪魔全員はここにいる。
The hell is the sky. As for demoniac everyone it is here.
the widow of a bus driver collects her pension every Tuesday before it rains?
člen určitý vdova of jeden autobus hnací kolo hromadit ji důchod každý Úterý dříve ono déšť?
the widow of a bus driving-wheel store her stipend whoever Tuesday heretofore yon wet?
by Kev
