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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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And then, all of a sudden, the world stopped.
« Czech »
A nìkdy , jako by spadl z hrušky , èlen urèitý svìt zátka.
PLUS sometimes , like moonstruck , the world stopper.
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Don't worry about a thing, because every little thing is going to be alright.
« Filipino »
Don't huwag kang mag-alaala buongpaligid a bagay , sapagka't bawa't maliit bagay ay pag-alis sa maaari alright.
Don't fraudulent kanggaroo mag - reminiscence about a item , because every little item are pag - deprive toward possible alright.
by Luisa
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You are cordially invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
« Turkish »
sen are içtenlikle davet etmek -e doğru belgili tanımlık nikah -in prens -ecek ve Kate ortadaki.
you are faithfully invite had straight the wedding den prince ecek and Cathedral middle.
by Rachel Benn
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen., But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, You could even say it glows. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names; They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, You'll go down in history."
« Czech »
Tebe vŘdŘt Blatník a Tanečník a Skok a Hašteřivá ženská , Kometa a Chamtivost a Donder a Blesková válka , Aby ne činit tebe odvolání Člen určitý nejčetnější pověstný sob of celek? Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob Mněl jsem jeden dokonalý blýskavý nos , A -li tebe jakkoli pila ono , Tebe could dokonce říci ono být rozpálen. Celek of nedávno sob Zvyklý čemu být veselý a čerpat jemu jména ; Ona nikdy dovolit bezvýznamný Rudolph Utkat se jakýkoliv sob hráč. Někdy jeden mlhavý Štědrý den , Santa came až k říci : Rudolph s tvůj nos asi tolik blýskavý , Nebude tebe být průvodčím má saně dnes večer? " Někdy jak? člen určitý sob Amor jemu Ačkoliv ona pokřikovat mimo s radost , Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob , You'll klesnout v ceně do dějiny "
You know Mudguard plus Skipper plus Spring plus Vixen , Comet plus Cupidity plus Donder plus Thunderbolt war , Lest amount you withdrawals The most notorious reindeer of a total of? Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer Had a sublime tawdry nose , PLUS li you somehow saw yon , You inch even say yon glow. A total of of newly reindeer Used to laugh plus tank him names ; She never allow unsubstantial Redskin Skirmish whatsoever reindeer sportsman. Sometimes a nebulous Nativity Santa came to say : Redskin with yours nose thereabouts tawdry , Won't you guide has slider tonight? " Sometimes as forth as? the reindeer Love him Not but that she whoop without with joy , Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer You'll go down up history "
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This server has gone out of bounds. It will be reset, and restored from backup.
« Slovenian »
to pomočnik has zgubljen izven omejitev. on bo prikrivati , ter postaviti v prejšnje stanje s prislon.
this understrapper has like a duck in thunderstorm without saving. it will be reset , and to put up within status quo ante with back.
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can i get a blow job?
« Latin »
can I to obtain plague office?
by boris
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omg wtf how surreal is a button marked fish?
« Japanese »
The fish which can acquire sign with the surrealistic button how is wtf of omg?
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My dick feels like it's on fire.
« Spanish »
My dick feels as he burns.
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dig in deeper
« Japanese »
より深いの発掘
It is deeper excavation
by joe smoe
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I'm going to listen to the music band
« Turkish »
I'm gidiş -e doğru seslemek belgili tanımlık müzik şerit
I'm going had straight hearken the Western style music ribbon
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