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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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peters pecker picked another pickle brain pussy pepper
« Slovenian »
petersham woodpecker select another pickle upper storey ulcerously pepper
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My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw. I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
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en pc city la mayoría de ordenadores todavía tienen windows vista en vez de windows siete
« Dutch »
in de Stad van PC heeft de meerderheid van computers nog Vensters die in plaats van Vensters zeven worden gezien
en la ciudad de la PC. la mayoría de computadoras todavía tiene ventanas que se vean en vez de las ventanas siete
by MREugeneJ7
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Can I come on your tits.
« Chinese (traditional) »
能我來在您的山雀。
Can I come in yours tit.
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On an otherwise empty road I once found a traveler. "The time?" he asked. I did not have a watch.
« Japanese »
別の方法で空の道でIつは一度旅行者を見つけた。 " 時間か。" 彼は頼んだ。 私に腕時計がなかった。
With another method I found one time traveler on the road of the sky. " Time? " He asked. There was no watch in me.
by Satyr
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
« Croatian »
Ja ne mogu popipati bilo koji žena novčarka iz straha ona svibanj imati baciti Internet na narodni kupaonica pod.
I can't touch whichever woman wallet for fear she May have throw away IT at an public toilet under.
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Do you want to go on a date?
« Hungarian »
You wanna yield take one time?
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
« Icelandic »
Minn nafn er Inigo Myndblöndun , þú óvirkur minn faðir , undirbúa til deyja.
My name is Inigo Montage , you inactive my sire , set up to die.
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Oh, Canada!
« Filipino »
o , kanal!
oh , groove!
by Pirka
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I have a lot of friends.
« Japanese »
私に多くの友人がある。
There are many friends in me.
Nice shirts like you!