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Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
« Italian »
Diem di Carpe. Grippi il giorno, ragazzi. Renda le vostre vite straordinarie.
Diem di Carpe. Grippi the day, boys. It renders your screw extraordinary.

Diem di Carpe. Grippi il giorno, ragazzi. Renda le vostre vite straordinarie.
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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When the rice is about to boil, take it off the stove and drain the excess for the upcoming human sacrifice.
« Japanese »
Approximately time of the thing where the United States boils take that from the stove separated, super undeserved for sacrifice of the following human flow out.
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Donkey Kong.
« Norwegian »
Esel Kong.
Ass Paramount.
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I love my wife dearly.
« Spanish »
Master to my dear wife.
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I am very tall. Almost 7 foot.
« Chinese (traditional) »
I am extremely high. Nearly 7 feet.
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I am god
« Korean »
나는 신이다
Me it is shoes
by ios
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Security Officer
« Latin »
Hostage Service
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Tell me you are kidding!
« Russian »
Say to me, you is which you lamb!
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Holy crap!
« Russian »
Святейшая гречиха!
Holiest is buckwheat!
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Ivan looked at me angrily and said: "What are you feeding me?"
« Russian »
Ivan That looked said to me is angry and: "they will be you giving by 4?"
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Doggie style.
« Icelandic »
Doggie bag style.
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